0 To 200 In Under 6 Seconds

You're reading 0 To 200 In Under 6 Seconds, posted on Tuesday, May 6th, 2008 at 1:53 pm in Funny Jokes, on BrainBloggers at the Jokes blog. More after the jump.

Bob’s wife was pissed at him because he forgot the most important day of the year – their wedding anniversary. Just before they went to sleep that night she yelled at him and said, “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!”

Early the next morning his wife woke up and when she looked outside at the driveway she saw a small box. She went outside and picked up the gift-wrapped package curious as to what it might be.

When she opened it she found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday.

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