Jokes

Hilary and Bill Clinton decided to take a leisurely drive for vacation and on their way they passed through Hilary’s hometown. They were low on fuel and decided to stop at a gas station where they ran into Hilary’s old fling. The man at the gas station comes out and looks into the window.

“Hey, Hillary! Do you remember me we used to date in high school?” he asks.

After talking and catching up on the times Bill pays and they leave. While driving away Bill - who is feeling good right now - looks over at Hilary.

When Sally’s boss arrived to work he saw that she was crying hyseterically. Concerned, he walks over to her and asks sympathetically, “What’s the matter?” The blonde replies, “Early this morning I got a phone call that my mother had passed away.”

The boss, feeling very sorry at this point suggests to the young girl, “Why don’t you go home for the day…we aren’t terribly busy. Just take the day off and go relax.”

Sally very calmly states, “No I’d be better off here. I need to keep my mind busy and I have the best chance of doing that here.” The boss agrees and allows her to work as usual. “If you need anything just let me know” says the boss.

During a rather boring courtroom trial and on a very hot day one of the jurors was having trouble staying awake and finally succumbed to sleep just as the prosecutor began to question the victim.

“The defendant is accused of making obscene phone calls to you at your home. We would like you to tell the jury what the defendant said to you word for word when he called you that night,” asked the prosecutor.

“I’m afraid that I can’t do that,” the victim replied. “It was so crude and disgusting. I can’t use language like that.”