Jokes

Once upon a time there was a young friendly wide-mouth frog (yes, this is a joke don’t stop now) and he was very curious also. So one day when he was out and about he went to a shiny mother blackbird and said, “HI! I AM A WIDE-MOUTH FROG, WHAT DO YOU FEED YOUR BABIES?” The blackbird said “I feed my babies worms and insects.” “OHHHHH!”

The next day he hopped over to the fluffy mother bunny living in the meadow and said, “HI! I AM A WIDE-MOUTH FROG, WHAT DO YOU FEED YOUR BABIES?” And the bunny said, ”I feed my babies lettuce, vegetables and grass.”
“OHHHHH!”

During the wild west days many travelers sought shelter from the cold winter nights and the bitter weather that met them on the road. On one night such as this a traveler walked into an inn hoping to find some shelter.

The innkeeper led the man to a table and was able to provide him with some food and a good drink. “I’m terribly sorry that I can’t seat you next to the fire, sir, but court is in session and the lawyers are taking up all that space.”

A woman bought a new $100,000 Mercedes and after driving it off to take it home she turned on the radio and noticed that it only had one channel. Angry and confused she drove back to the dealership to get the problem fixed.

When she was got back to the dealership she told the salesman the problem. He proceeded to tell her that she had a smart radio and that all she had to do to activate it was to tell it what type of music she wanted to hear and it would find the closest channel.

A young man at the construction site was bragging that he was the strongest one of the group and could compete with anyone against who thinks they are stronger then him. “I am the strongest, most powerful man here,” he boasted. He made a special case of making fun of John, one of the older workmen.

After several minutes, John had enough. “Why don’t you put your money where your mouth is?” he said. “I will bet a week’s wages that I can haul something in a wheelbarrow over to that outbuilding that you won’t be able to wheel back.”