Jokes

You might be a redneck if your gas pedal in the car is shaped like a bare foot!

‘The Puzzle’ 

Two rednecks brought home a puzzle one day, and sat down to solve it. A week later, they finished the puzzle. “Well, that didn’t take so durn long,” said one of them.

“Naw, it didn’t. ‘Specially considering it says 3-5 years on the box.”

‘The Chickens’

Two rednecks meet on a dusty country road. One of them is carrying a big bag labeled, “chickens.” “Chickens, eh?” says one guy. “Hey, if I guess how many chickens you got, will you give me one?”

“Heck,” says the guy with the bag, “iffin you guess right, I’ll give you both of ‘em.” The other scratches his head and guesses, “Um… five?”