Jokes

Q: How do you know when your staying in a Redneck hotel?
A: When you call the front desk and say “I’ve gotta leak in my sink” and the person at the front desk says “go ahead.”

Q: What is a Redneck’s defense in court?
A: “Honest your Honor, I was just helping the sheep over the fence.”

Q: What do rednecks call “Hee Haw”?
A: A documentary.

Q: What’s the difference between a good ol’ boy and a redneck?
A: The good ol’ boy raises livestock. The redneck gets emotionally involved.