All American Smart Radio
A woman bought a new $100,000 Mercedes and after driving it off to take it home she turned on the radio and noticed that it only had one channel. Angry and confused she drove back to the dealership to get the problem fixed.
When she was got back to the dealership she told the salesman the problem. He proceeded to tell her that she had a smart radio and that all she had to do to activate it was to tell it what type of music she wanted to hear and it would find the closest channel.
She got into the car and started the engine and then said the word “country,” and the radio changed to a station playing a George Strait song. She was satisfied and started home. After a while she decided to try out the radio and said “rock ‘n’ roll;” the radio station changed and a song by the Rolling Stones came from the speakers. Quite pleased, the woman continued driving.
A few blocks from her house, another driver ran a light and forced her to slam on her brakes in order to avoid a collision. The woman angrily exclaimed, “Butthole!”
…The radio cut over to George Bush’s press conference.