Babies Attracted To The Light
A redneck and his wife live in the backwoods and had to call the doctor to come make a house call in the middle of the night because his wife was going into labor. The couple had no electricity so the doctor had the husband hold a lantern up so that he could see what he was doing.
Soon a baby boy was brought into the world.
“Whoa there,” said the doctor. “Don’t be in a rush to put the lantern down… I think there’s Yet another one to come.”
Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered a baby girl.
“No, no, don’t be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern… It seems there’s yet another one in there!” cried the doctor.
The redneck scratched his head in bewilderment, and asked the doctor, “Do you think it’s the light that’s attractin’ ‘em?”