Blonde And The Watch Dogs
A blonde woman was walking her dogs when a man came up and said, “oh my, you have such beautiful dogs.. what are their names?”
The blonde replies “Well, the taller one is Timex and the shorter one is Rolex.”
The man responds “Huh.. that’s interesting.. why did you name them such names?”
The blonde sighs and shakes her head “Everyone keeps asking me the same thing… duhh, what else can you name your watch dogs??”