Blonde Painter
A blonde had always been teased by friends and family that she was dumb and didn’t know what she was doing. She was even told this by her husband.
One morning the husband leaves for work and the blonde gets up. She’s determined to prove to her husband that blondes arn’t dumb, by painting the kitchen.
When her husband gets home he says to his wife “Honey why do you have 3 coats on?”
The blonde says, “Well the directions on the paint said to use three coats for best results.”