Paying Respects
An elderly man who is 82, just returned from the doctors only to find he didn’t have long to live. So he summons the three most important people in his life to tell, his doctor, his priest, and his lawyer.
“Well today I found out I don’t have long to live. So I asked you three here, because your the most important people in my life. And I need to ask a favour. Today I am going to give each of you and envelope with $50,000 dollars in it. When I die, I would ask that all three of you throw the money in my grave.”