Jokes

A young Chinese couple had just gotten married and was spending their first night as husband and wife. The wife was a virgin – but what she didn’t know was that her new husband was also.

That night she laid beneath the covers naked waiting nervously for her husband as he took off his clothes in the dark. When he was finished he got into bed and laid down next to her. He tried to sound experienced and reassuring by saying, ‘My darring,’ he whispers, ‘I know dis you firss time and you berry flighten. I promise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting - juss anyting you want. You juss ask. Whatchu want?’

A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request.

She eventually shyly whispers back, ‘I want to try someting I have hear about from odda girls… Numbaa 69.’

More thoughtful silence, this t ime from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone he asks her….

‘You want…… Garlic Chicken wif snow peas?’