Deadly Confessions
A husband is on his death bed with only a few more hours to live. As he lay there he tells his wife that there is something he really wants to confess to her.
“I cannot die without telling you the truth. I cheated on you throughout our whole marriage. All those nights when I told you I was working late, I was with other women. And not just one woman either, but I’ve slept with dozens of them.”
After he had said this his wife leaned close to him and calmly said “Why do you think I gave you the poison?”