Dummy Bashes The Blonde
One night a blonde was at a club enjoying a drink after a long, hard day at work. Behind her sat a ventriloquist who was yelling out blonde jokes - which were making every one roar with laughter.
After listening to him banter on for 5 minutes she stands up, goes over to him and yells “I resent that!” The ventriloquist started apologizing to her as much as she could.
The blonde looked at him and said, ” You stay outta this, I”m talking to the guy on your lap!!!!