Famous Quotes In School
Friday morning the teacher decided that she was going to make things fun for her whole class and motivate them to pay attention in school. She told them that she would read off quotes and whoever was able to guess who said them would be able to go home early.
The first quote she read off was, “This was England’s finest hour.” Suzie raised her hand and said, “Winston Churchill”.
“Congratulations,” said the teacher, “you may go home early.”
The teacher then said, “Ask not what your country can do for you, but..” Before she could finish the quote, another young lady belts out, “John F. Kennedy!”
“Very good,” says the teacher, “you may go also.”
Irritated that he has missed two golden opportunities, Little Johnny said, “I wish those girls would just shut up.”
Upon overhearing this comment, the outraged teacher demanded to know who said it. Johnny instantly rose to his feet and said, “Bill Clinton. I’ll see you Monday.”