Funding For Life
A lawyer was proud that his son decided to follow in his footsteps and wished him good luck as he left for law school. After graduating with high honors the son went to join his father’s firm.
At the end of his first day at work he rushed into his father’s office, and said, “Father, father, in one day I broke the accident case that you’ve been working on for ten years!”
His father responded: “You idiot, we could have lived on the funding of that case for another ten years!”