God And The Old Lady
A 60 year old woman was walking down the street on her way to the grocery store when she heard a voice coming from above her say, “You will live to be 100.”
She stopped walking and looked all around her to discover who had said it. She didn’t see anyone and kept on walking when the voice once again said, “You will live to be 100.”
Looking around her again and seeing no one she concluded that the voice had to be God’s. She was excited at the fact that she would live an extra 40 years and skipped the grocery store and made her way to the nearest plastic surgeon.
She fixed everything from head to toe and made herself look younger and more beautiful then before. As she was leaving the surgeon’s office she was hit by a bus and killed.
When she got to heaven she said to God “You told me I would live to be 100. I was supposed to have had 40 more years. So how come you let the bus kill me?”.
God said: “I didn’t recognize you”.