Golfer And His Lost Ball
Jon and Amanpreet are two lawyers who were heading to play their usual 9 holes of golf. Jon offered Minaret a $50 - which he agreed to before they began the game. They both had a great game and after the 8th hole Amanpreet looked at the score and noticed that he was ahead by one stroke. Unfortunately he cut his balls into the rough on the 9th hole.
”Help me find my ball. Look over there,” he says to Jon. After a few minutes, neither man is able to find it. Since a lost ball carries a four point penalty, Amanpreet secretly pulled out a ball from his pocket and tossed it to the ground. ”I’ve found my ball!” he yelled.
”After all of the years we’ve been partners and playing together,” Jon says, “you’d cheat me out of a lousy 50 bucks?”
”What do you mean, cheat? I found my ball sitting right there!”
”And you’re a liar, too!” Jon says. ”I’ll have you know I’ve been STANDING on your ball for the last five minutes!”