Hide And Seek For Blondes
Construction workers were working hard one day to tear down a large building in Chicago that had not been used for some time now. They were trying to clear the way for a brand new skyscraper when they found a skeleton in a small closet on the 49th floor.
After examining it they called the police. When the police arrived they directed them to the closet and showed them the skeleton fully clothed and standing upright. They said, “This could be Jimmy Hoffa or somebody really important.”
After two days of hearing nothing from the police the workers decided to ask them personally to discover if the person had been famous. They called the police and said, “We are the two guys who found the skeleton in the closet and we want to know if it was Jimmy Hoffa or somebody important.”
The police said, “It’s not Jimmy Hoffa, but it was somebody kind of important.”
“Well, who was it?”
“The 1956 Blonde National Hide-and-Seek Champion.”