Jokes

Hilary Clinton is busy trying to do the duties of being a Senator. She goes for her usual check-up when her doctor informs her that she is pregnant. She is furious at this news and the minute she leaves the doctor’s office she calls up Bill and begins to yell at him.

“How could you have let this happen? With all that’s going on right now, you go and get me pregnant! How could you??!!! I can’t believe this! I just found out I am five weeks pregnant and it is all your fault!!! Your fault!!! Well, what have you got to say???”

All she hears on the other line is silence.

She screams again, “Did you hear me??!!”

Finally she hears Bill’s very, very quiet voice. In a barely audible whisper, he says, “Who is this?”