Hilary Did It All
Hilary and Bill Clinton decided to take a leisurely drive for vacation and on their way they passed through Hilary’s hometown. They were low on fuel and decided to stop at a gas station where they ran into Hilary’s old fling. The man at the gas station comes out and looks into the window.
“Hey, Hillary! Do you remember me we used to date in high school?” he asks.
After talking and catching up on the times Bill pays and they leave. While driving away Bill - who is feeling good right now - looks over at Hilary.
“You used to date that guy? Just think what life would be if you hadn’t married me,” he says. Hillary looks at Bill and says to him, “Well, I guess you’d be pumping gas and he’d be President”