Jokes

An Irishman entered a restaurant in a wheelchair one day and politely asked the waitress if she could bring him a cup of coffee. When she came back with one he looked across the restaurant and asked, “Is that Jesus sitting over there?” The waitress nodded “yes,” so the Irishman asked her to give Jesus a cup of coffee, on him.

A few minutes later an Englishman with a hunched back walks through the door, sits down painfully, and politely asks the waitress for a cup of hot tea. When she had brought it back he looks across the restaurant and asks her, “Is that Jesus over there?” The waitress nodded, so the Englishman asked her to give Jesus a cup of hot tea, “my treat.”

A few minutes after this a Redneck using crutches walks through the door and sits down. He yells at the waitress and says, “Hey there sweet thang. How’s about gettin’ me a cold glass of Coke!” When she had brought the drink over he too seed Jesus and asks, “Is that God’s boy over there?” The waitress once again nodded that it was, so the Redneck said to give Jesus a cold glass of Coke, “on my bill.”

When Jesus got up to leave he went over to the Irishman, touched him and said, “For your kindness, you are healed.” The Irishman then felt the strength come back to his legs, got up and danced a jig.

Jesus then came to the Englishman, touched him and said, “For your kindness, you are healed.” The Englishman felt his back straightening up, and he raised his hands, praised the Lord and did a series of back flips out the door.

Then Jesus came up to the Redneck.

The Redneck jumped up and yelled, “Don’t touch me… I’m drawin’ disability!”