Lawyer And The Car Accident
A lawyer and a doctor were in a car accident while on a small country road. The lawyer had ran a stop sign thinking that no one else would be on the road. The doctor was on a cross street and did not have enough time to react or get out of the way. Fortunately, neither driver was hurt.
The lawyer, seeing that the doctor was a little shaken up, helped him from his battered car and offered him a drink from a hip flask.The doctor accepted, took a deep drink, and handed the flask back to the lawyer. The lawyer held the flask for a minute or two, and gave it to the doctor again. The doctor took another swig. He again returned the flask to the lawyer, who closed it and put it away.
“Aren’t you going to have a drink yourself?” asked the doctor.
“Not now,” answered the lawyer. “I’ll have something after the police leave.”