Jokes

Katie went straight to her grandmother’s house after she heard that her grandfather had passed away. She went to go and comfort her grandmother who was 95 years old and had been married for over 50 years.

While they were having tea she asked how her grandfather had died? The grandmother said, “He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning.”

Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.

“Oh no, my dear, ” replied granny. “Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong.”

She paused, wiped away a tear and then continued, “And if that darned ice cream truck hadn’t come along, he’d still be alive today!”