Parking Tickets
A man went to the store the other day and was in there for only five minutes and when he left a cop was in the middle of writing him a parking ticket. He went up to the cop and said, ‘Come on buddy, how about giving a guy a break?’
The cop ignored him and finished writing the ticket. The man was so frustrated that he called him a stupid idiot. In response to the comment the cop began to write him a ticket for having bald tires.
The man proceeded to get even more angry at him. After finishing the second ticket he put it with the first and then began to write yet another ticket. The cop continued this for 20 minutes.
The more comments the man made the more tickets he wrote. But the man didn’t care. What he didn’t tell the cop was that his car was parked around the corner.