Peter Ludwig’s Advice
Peter Ludwig is a caver from Austria who hates the way that Americans drive. He offer this piece of advice to those who truly need it:
The probability of being involved in a traffic accident is directly proportional to time spent on the road. Driving fast decreases one’s exposure.
One third of traffic accidents are caused by drunk drivers; two thirds are caused by non-drunk drivers.
Therefore, the safest way to drive is drunk and VERY fast.