Pirate With The Hook
There was a young sailor sitting down in a bar throwing back a few drinks when he saw a pirate at another table. The pirate had a hook in one hand, a patch covering his eye, and a wooden-peg leg. The sailor walked over to him and asked him “How’d you end up with a peg-leg?”
“I was swept overboard during a fierce storm,” says the pirate. “and a bloody shark bit off me whole darn leg!” “Holy cow!” said the sailor. “What about the hook, how’d you get that?”
“Me crew and I were boarding an enemy ship, a fierce sword battle ensued. One of them cut me darn arm!” “Absolutely incredible!” gasped the sailor. “And the eye patch, tell me how you got that?”
“A bloody seagull dropping fell into me eye,” replied the pirate. “Umm, you lost your eye to a seagull dropping?” asked the sailor, admonished. Embarassed, the pirate answered “It was me first day with the hook.”