Jokes

After having dug to a depth of 20 meters last year, English scientists found traces of copper wire dating back over 200 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network 200 years ago.

Not to be outdone by the English, in the weeks that followed, Scottish scientists dug to a depth of 30 meters, and shortly after, headlines in the UK newspapers read: ‘Scottish archaeologists have found traces of 300 year old copper wire and have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network a hundred years earlier than the English.

One week later, ‘The Daily Jigger,’ an Irish newspaper, reported the following: ‘After digging as deep as 40 meters, Paddy McMahon, a self-taught archaeologist, reported that he found absolutely nothing.’

Paddy has, therefore, concluded that 400 years ago, Ireland had already gone wireless.