Jokes

Carburettor 

“The car won’t start,” said a wife to her husband. “I think there’s water in the carburettor.”

“How would you know?” said the husband scornfully. “You don’t even know what the carburettor is.”

“I’m telling you,” repeated the wife, “I’m sure there’s water in the carburettor.”

“We’ll see,” mocked the husband. “Let me check it out. Where’s the car?”
“In the swimming pool.”

The Two Zebras

Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, “Am I black with white
stripes or white with black stripes?”

The other replies, “Well I don’t know. You should pray to God about that and ask him.” So that night he did and God replied, “You are what you are.”

The next day he said to the other zebra, “I still don’t understand what I am because God just said, You are what you are.” The second zebra responds, “You must be white with black stripes or else God would have said, Yo is what yo is.