Ventriloquist And The Blonde
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A brand new and rather young ventriloquist was making his way around the clubs and bars showing off his talents to the locals who found it highly amusing. One night he while he was doing a show in a small town in a club in Texas he ran into a few problems.
He was in the club with the dummy on his knee and running through the usual blonde jokes that he loved to begin with when a blonde woman from the fourth row stood up on her chair and started to shout, ”I’ve heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person’s hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It’s guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person, because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against, not only blondes, but women in general…and all in the name of humor!”
The ventriloquist is embarrassed and begins to apologize, when the blonde yells, ”You stay out of this, mister! I’m talking to that little jerk on your knee!”