What Tracks Are Those?
Two laywers were out hunting one day when they came upon some tracks. They stopped to look at the tracks closely to determine what animal had made them.
The first lawyer announced, “Those are deer tracks. It’s deer season, so we should follow the tracks and find our prey.”
The second lawyer responded,”Those are clearly elk tracks, and elk are out of season. If we follow your advice, we’ll waste the day.”
Each attorney believed himself to be the superior woodsman, and they both bitterly stuck to their guns.
They were still arguing when the train hit them.