Wide Mouth Frog

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Once upon a time there was a young friendly wide-mouth frog (yes, this is a joke don’t stop now) and he was very curious also. So one day when he was out and about he went to a shiny mother blackbird and said, “HI! I AM A WIDE-MOUTH FROG, WHAT DO YOU FEED YOUR BABIES?” The blackbird said “I feed my babies worms and insects.” “OHHHHH!”

The next day he hopped over to the fluffy mother bunny living in the meadow and said, “HI! I AM A WIDE-MOUTH FROG, WHAT DO YOU FEED YOUR BABIES?” And the bunny said, ”I feed my babies lettuce, vegetables and grass.”
“OHHHHH!”

The next day the wide-mouth frog saw a beautiful black and red mother snake passing by. “HI! I AM A WIDE-MOUTH FROG, WHAT DO YOU FEED YOUR BABIES?” The beautiful snake said, “I feed my babies wide-mouth frogs!”

“ooo you do?”