Will You Marry Who?
An elderly couple were dating for five years before he popped the question. After taking her out to a romantic dinner he asked her to marry him. She said ‘yes’ without any hesitation.
The next morning when he woke up he couldn’t remember whether he said yes or no. “Was she happy? I think so, wait, no, she looked at me funny…”
After about an hour of trying to remember to no avail, he got on the telephone and gave her a call. Embarrassed, he admitted that he didn’t remember her answer to the marriage proposal.
“Oh”, she said, “I’m so glad you called. I remembered saying ‘yes’ to someone, but I couldn’t remember who it was.”