Jokes

Dan Quayle, President Bush, Bill Clinton, and Ross Perot were traveling together to see the Wizard of Oz. When they finally arrived to the Emerald City they were allowed to see him.

President Bush was first to see the wizard and said, “Everyone says I have no compassion or feelings, I wish to have a Heart”. So the Wizard said, “So be it”.

Next was Dan Quayle who told the wizard, “People think I’m unintelligent and have no common sense whatsoever. I want a brain. The Wizard said, “So be it”.

Ross Perot was next and said,. “People say I have no confidence, and I lack conviction. I wish to have some courage”. The Wizard granted this wish as well.

And then Bill Clinton approached the Wizard. The Wizard looked at him and said, “Well, what do you want?” To which Clinton replied, “I’m here for Dorothy!”