‘You’ve Got Mail!’
A man was mowing his yard one day when his blonde female neighbor came outside of her house and went to her mailbox. She proceeded to open it, look inside, and they slammed it shut before she angrily walked back into her house.
A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mail box, and again opened it and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.
As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.
Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, “Is something wrong?”
To which she replied, “There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps saying, YOU’VE GOT MAIL.”